Rules:

1. If the abbreviation does not contain A, B, C, D, E, F, H, I, L, M, N, O, P, R, S, T, W, or Y, then I wasn't clever enough to come up with a noun for these words, and the algorithm fails.

2. Find the last letter in the word that is A, B, C, D, E, F, H, I, L, M, N, O, P, R, S, T, W, or Y, and assign it a random noun from the list of nouns that start with that letter.

3. Assign random adjectives from the "prefixes" table to the letters that precede the one chosen as the noun. Optionally, assign the entire string to the first letter (creating a recursive backronym)

4. Assign random adjectives from the "suffixes" table to the remaining letters.

Prefixes:

    Audacious, Awkward
    Bedazzling, Boastful
    Corporate, Convincing, Commercial
    Dynamic, Descriptive
    Exciting, Entertaining, Eloquent
    Fantastic, Fabulous, Fashionable
    Genius, Great, Gigantic
    Helpful, Humanitarian
    Interesting, Intelligent, Informative, Internet-ready, Implausible
    Justifiable
    Key
    Logical, Loyal, Legitimate, Long, Ludicrous
    Major, Massive, Maximal, My, Managerial
    New, Nice, Neat
    Opportune, Obtuse, Open, Obvious
    Perfect, Plausible, Portable, Problematic, Pesky
    Questionable, Quizzical
    Realistic, Reliable
    Strange, Sensationalistic, Superfluous, Silly
    Typical, Terse, Testing, Terrifying, Tantalizing, Terrible
    Uniform, Uninvited, Ubiquitous
    Vexatious, Vilified, Vanquished
    Watery, Worrisome, Web
    Xtreme
    Yellowing
    Zealous

Nouns:

    Acronym, Abbreviation, Appellation, Acrostic
    Backronym, Brand, Buzzword
    Cognomen
    Descriptor
    Expansion
    Filename
    Handle
    Identifier, Initialism
    Label
    Moniker
    Name
    Ordinal
    Pseudonym, Phrasing
    Reference
    Signature
    Title, Tag
    Witticism, Wordplay
    Yarn

Suffixes:

    Genuine
    Junior
    Key
    "Q"
    Unique
    Verified
    Xtreme
    Zero